A Lady’s Chest

We are back from our 3 weeks holiday in the tropics. The temperature here in China is still pretty much the same and the amount of spitting have not lessened a bit. We still can enjoy the cold temperature until around April and the spitting? Well luckily, that we can enjoy until we leave this country.

You know, lately, I have been thinking of joining them in spitting in every corner everywhere. Why? Because they do it like no other people can. And oh by the way, they can do it really well. I don’t think I can ever come close. It’s an art how they do it. You know, it takes a lot of physical training to learn how to be able to dig deep from your trachea and how to make that sound which is so fabulous. Ohhh, it’s music to my ears. And when they do it all together… it’s like a symphony that no classical or pop music can equal. Plus they do it everywhere—in buses, planes, restaurants, offices, etc. so where ever you go, you can be sure to witness this amazing talent of theirs. I just love it. And if you think that only men can do it, you are wrong. The women here can spit twice as much and twice as far as the men. They will certainly surprise you.

So excuse me while I go and practice.

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