To The Taxi Driver who Took my 50RMB
It’s time for my bitchy rants again so it’s time to update this blog.
I want to make it clear that I am not only rude to a particular person or people belonging to a particular race, age group, religion, country, etc. I am just plain rude and I don’t choose whom I can be rude to. I am no angel, everybody knows that (or at least those who visited and read this blog) and if by now you are still not able to keep up… then that’s your problem.
Anyway, right now I just want to write about my annoyance at the taxi driver who conned me. Yep, I was conned by a small-eyed, stinky, yellow-teethed, taxi driver. I cannot imagine that this person thinks he needs money (well that’s the reason why he rip me off, right?) more than he needs a shower!!!! Iw!
If you want to read the whole story how I got a fake 50RMB, read it here. Now if you are in China and you clicked that link, you will most likely NOT be able to view it because it is blocked. Yep that blog and the whole website hosting it are blocked. Censored. Why? Go figure. How am I able to access it?, you might ask. Well, I’ve been here too long to learn about using a proxy and a software that allows me to surf blocked sites.
Back to the stinky bugger. Yeah him….the taxi driver in his stinky dilapidated taxi…. I do wish him ILL. I wish that he’ll be conned as well and will lost twice as much as the money he got from me… or… maybe that’s not right because he’ll just con somebody again. Maybe it’s better to wish him something that would really torture him! Yes right… so scratch my first wish and here is my FINAL wish… I wish that a group of horny, wrinkled, fat and unattractive old naked women be in a tub without water with him and he cannot (otherwise his small junior will be cut off) leave the tub without getting cleaned. How is he going to be cleaned if there’s no water in the tub? Well, that’s the point, he can’t be cleaned therefore he’ll stay there forever OR he can choose to live without his teeny-weeny junior (Oh heck, it’s probably not big enough to be beneficial anyway!).
- Posted in Bitchy Rants, People and Places on March 17th, 2008
